Almost Fine Letra

Damn!

Ooh ooh ooh
yeah yeah yeah
Ooh ooh ooh
yeah yeah yeah
uh-huh
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Here's how it happens to me:

Spent my last five dollars at Burger King (can I get a whopper?)
I have no money, have no nothing (no ketchup please)
Which makes it impossible for me
to take care of my dog properly (Domino)
I played in a game of basketball
at the park with some guys and my boy Johnny Z
A fat older man jumped on my back
and flared up an old high school injury
I'm still tripping off my ex-girlfriend
We broke up five years ago last week
I still write songs about that girl
but she has moved on very nicely
I wrecked my car, I ride a bike
but some asshole came and stole my seat
He didn't give a damn about my life
so now I travel only by my feet

Everything is almost fine
I've just got a few of these frustrations
and they're weighing on my mind
but it's almost fine, come on
Everything is almost fine
I've just got a few of these frustrations
and they're weighing on my mind
but it's almost fine, come on

The Mets ain't won since '86
The Dolphins lost by fifty-five
I had to go to Mario's
My little sister had to drive
I give myself these whack haircuts
so it's all uneven in the back
I can't afford a barbershop
so now I mostly wear a hat
My label president said I was fat
and he made me lose like forty pounds (Jenny Craig, y'all)
It didn't make a difference anyway
He ran the label in the ground

It's getting close to being almost fine
but when I think I pull ahead I'm really falling way behind
A straight line turned into a fork in a road
and I took the wrong route and I'm about the explode

Everything is almost fine
I've just got a few of these frustrations
and they're weighing on my mind
but it's almost fine, come on
Everything is almost fine
I've just got a few of these frustrations
and they're weighing on my mind
but it's almost fine, come on

but at least I didn't fall into the fire like that old bearded dude on Survivor
and at least I can still rock Chico
Yeah yeah
uh-huh
My name is Marty James
Alias, and still, Scapegoat Willie
yeah
uh-huh
here we go
here we go
Yo, Castillo

Everything is almost fine
I've just got a few of these frustrations
and they're weighing on my mind
but it's almost fine, come on
Everything is almost fine
I've just got a few of these frustrations
and they're weighing on my mind
but it's almost fine, come on

Sucka