Vaudevillian Letra

This seems odd that my goodbye would be
The here and now while I am facing the sky
Seems like if my memory serves me right
Some dame should be here in this place of mine
But no dame what a shame
Looks like I'm the one to be saved

Chorus:
Caught in an old silent film
Where the chances are zero for the perilous hero
Can't win with an evil villain
So somebody page my stand in

Verse 2:
Excuse me sir, don't mean to intrude
Could I ask something from you
Clearly there's not too much time
If I could get free
Well don't you think that I would
Seem like if my memory serves me right
Some dame should be here in this place of mine
But no dame what a shame
Am I all alone in this game

This is the dichotomy that leads to the epitome of every continental divide

Could this be my, my last good bye, facing the sky