Snuffalupagus Letra

Swingin my trunk, I'm Sticky Snuffalupagus

Well, Hello everybody,
My name is Sticky Muck
I got a fat bag of dank
Call me Snuffalupagus
I'm selling chronic lots
And shocking crowds
Around the planet Earth
I'm like a tidal wave
I'm misbehaved
A madness giving birth
To a multitude of Marijuana
Music loving kids
I'll supply you with the songs for life
And everything it is
Because my mouth is like a junk machine
I'm a reefer smoking fiend
Educated, reinstated as the pussy-poking king
I'm a good 'ole boy
From the south
With a really filthy mouth
I told your granny that her daughter's
Panties smell like sour kraut
And I am out to make you laugh
so hard you frickin crap your pants
And it runs all down your leg
'You're so nasty'
Thank you, man!

All the ladies call me Snuffalupagus
Everywhere I go the girlies makin such a fuss
Sticky Muckus puffin on a pound of kush
Swingin my trunk, I'm Sticky Snuffalupagus
All the ladies call me Snuffalupagus
Everywhere I go the girlies makin such a fuss
Sticky Muckus puffin on a pound of kush
Swingin my trunk, I'm Sticky Snuffalupagus

Well I'm a-swinging my trunk
A pacaderm with a limp
I'm not a 'shoot-em-up' gangster
But I'm livin like a pimp
Naked ladies rubbin lube
Up on my johnson
Watching nature shows
My fettish is between the titties
squirting cum up in her nose
You say I'm bein goofy
Really, looney is a better word
But I don't care
Cause you're down there
I'm up here higher than a bird
And I ain't gonna cry and bitch
About the shit I haven't got
I just keep making silly songs
Bout porkin hos and smoking pot
And raggin on your momma
Till my life is at it's end
Cause there ain't nothin better
in this world than chillin with your firends
And blazin blunts
And packin moms
And singin songs
And gettin high
And havin fun
And takin pills
And drinkin brew
And eatin pie
And tokin dro
And humpin hoes
And bustin flows
And throwin Muck a roach
Clippin sticky muck will
Frickin tell you how it goes
Y'all sorry motherfuckers
I'm Snuffalupagus, bitch
What you all know about my probuscus?

All the ladies call me Snuffalupagus
Everywhere I go the girlies makin such a fuss
Sticky Muckus puffin on a pound of kush
Swingin my trunk, I'm Sticky Snuffalupagus
All the ladies call me Snuffalupagus
Everywhere I go the girlies makin such a fuss
Sticky Muckus puffin on a pound of kush
Swingin my trunk, I'm Sticky Snuffalupagus

(Thanks to Keil Alikzandr for these lyrics)