Dog Song Letra

how do you make your dog so strong find a car tire and tie it on to his collar, then make him pull it along that way your dog'll be strong how do you make your dog want to fight keep him hungry and keep his chain tight then let him loose on the levee tonight wave a bloody rag and he'll fight how do you make your dog stay dumb don't let him learn from anyone don't let him do nothing but bark and run that way your dog'll stay dumb i got a good dog i call him black he don't let go when he put on a bite i lost some money but i'll get it back when i lay my bet tonight what do you do if your dog is too meek tie him to a pole, don't feed him for a week then when you throw him a piece of red meat see if that dog is so meek what do you do if your dog don't obey you kick him hard like a mean old stray cur and if that don't work, give him away for it ain't no good if your dog don't obey you how do you make a man like a dog hell that's easy as falling off a log just do what i told you in this song and any man will be your dog i got a good dog i call him black He don't let go when he put on a bite i lost some money but I'll get it back when i lay my bet tonight how do you make your dog so strong find a car tire, make him pull it along but be sure and teach him right from wrong 'cause your dog gonna eat you if it gets too strong