Letra de Vasectomy
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Let me tell ya little story about my little problem
How I lost my friend and I really really miss him
I don't feel the same
How I lost my friend and I really really miss him
I don't feel the same
He left one day and will never ever come back
My friend is manhood and that is what I lack
But I don't know who to blame
So my wife told you that she didn't want any children
She's just jealous about my other girlfriend
Now I see her gloat (here diagonally)
My doctor did the job cause he needed the money
Now I find that my wife is his brand new honey
On his brand new boat
All because I screw and I get caught
Take my tubes and slice em and then you tie em in a knot
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
In by morning and out by noon
To have my balls scooped out with a grapefruit spoon
Now my doctor says that I can't lift heavy boxes
Cause he cut too far, all the way to up to my coccyx
Shave my balls, make sure that i'm clean-dus
Take your knife and you set it on my penis
Doctor, doctor, you're gonna make me sick
Your scalpel is smiling and it's looking at my dick
You de-activated my private parts
I used to jizz like a geyser and now i'm feeling parched
Why oh why did you have to make me sterile
Now my loins are floating in a barrel
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
Because of the wound my doctor forged, I'm unable to loom, weave, and forge
I can't spit my seed, reap my crop or spawn
My dog's chewing on my dick in the front lawn
I'm having engine trouble, a tube traffic jam
Girls ignore me because I don't have a gonad
Inability to produce, propagate, fertilize
Cut and chop, mince and clog, snip and save, hash and dice
Stop and snag, slit and clip, sever, splice, and shear
I'm such an anti-man, I'll need a pap-smear
Separate, lacerate, sick to my stomach because I just ate
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
Nationalism, racism, it's all just separatism
all the fear gonna make me have a feargasm
Givin' it up for societal vascetomy
Got to give it up for societal vasectomy
Ignorance and fear, the consummate in hatred
Don't be callin me willy because my name, it ain't alfred
What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?
What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?
What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?
There ain't no difference, because...
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
My friend is manhood and that is what I lack
But I don't know who to blame
So my wife told you that she didn't want any children
She's just jealous about my other girlfriend
Now I see her gloat (here diagonally)
My doctor did the job cause he needed the money
Now I find that my wife is his brand new honey
On his brand new boat
All because I screw and I get caught
Take my tubes and slice em and then you tie em in a knot
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
In by morning and out by noon
To have my balls scooped out with a grapefruit spoon
Now my doctor says that I can't lift heavy boxes
Cause he cut too far, all the way to up to my coccyx
Shave my balls, make sure that i'm clean-dus
Take your knife and you set it on my penis
Doctor, doctor, you're gonna make me sick
Your scalpel is smiling and it's looking at my dick
You de-activated my private parts
I used to jizz like a geyser and now i'm feeling parched
Why oh why did you have to make me sterile
Now my loins are floating in a barrel
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
Because of the wound my doctor forged, I'm unable to loom, weave, and forge
I can't spit my seed, reap my crop or spawn
My dog's chewing on my dick in the front lawn
I'm having engine trouble, a tube traffic jam
Girls ignore me because I don't have a gonad
Inability to produce, propagate, fertilize
Cut and chop, mince and clog, snip and save, hash and dice
Stop and snag, slit and clip, sever, splice, and shear
I'm such an anti-man, I'll need a pap-smear
Separate, lacerate, sick to my stomach because I just ate
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
Nationalism, racism, it's all just separatism
all the fear gonna make me have a feargasm
Givin' it up for societal vascetomy
Got to give it up for societal vasectomy
Ignorance and fear, the consummate in hatred
Don't be callin me willy because my name, it ain't alfred
What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?
What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?
What's the difference? Where's the vas-deferens?
There ain't no difference, because...
This is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy, this is your vasectomy....
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