Uncle Auntie-socialite Letra

so many have penetrated this body how can you say i'm not easy sure my social skill set is shoddy so is your personality and i'm just sick enough to keep writing this song and you're just thick enough to clap your hands and sing along well i wish i may, i wish i might rule the world one day as uncle aunti-socialite cuz i don't believe in heroes, but i believe in friends and i believe that optimism without cynicism is a sin just let yourself have one quote unquote bad day i dare you to have a feeling, they'll have you someday anyway and what's so wrong with feminine boys? sorry for the euphemism there's a fun valley girl in this sad texas boy and we don't need your sexorcism i'm an indoor person and you can suck it my idea of the great outdoors is a nice big patio or a cigarette on a fire escape an air-conditioned roadtrip down a well-paved interstate and i throw words like love and hate around like confetti, then i watch them dissipate and i'm almost comfortable in my own skin i've walked around in it for years without fitting in i shouldn't have to suntan or highlight my hair in order to feel beautiful if i don't really care i'm always going all the way down, but i always find my way back up i tend to choke on dicks and emotions, drink placebo potions, cry rivers and oceans bridge and i can sing my own damn lullaby and if you want a happy song, then you can write your own i love me, i hate me, i need to escape me but more importantly i need for you to leave me the fuck alone and thanks to those who loved me when i could not love myself who embraced the raincloud above me and dragged us both down off the shelf i never dreamed that i would stay this long