The Babysitter Song Letra

But she won't tell my parents cuz I made her promise
So we're up past her bedtime writing a song
To talk about the things we don't tell her mom
My bed time's at 9pm
It is currently 2AM
Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner
We both know you don't eat dinner
I text my boyfriend on my iPad
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that
I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies
Which wasn't true and her parents might sue me
I've seen boobies before
(Hey I'm home)
Bed. Now.