Alice Letra

Followed it all the way down the rabbit hole
When she said, "Kiss me," you bet I did
Pining for her ever since

Drifted all around in disbelief
It was like Mardi Gras meets New Year's Eve
Talking hearts and tarts they wanna steal
Ain't ever seen anything so surreal
Was about to run, when someone yelled
"Don't just stand there, introduce yourself"

I know little bit 'bout playing cards
And I'm an expеrt in drinkable art
I ain't shy or easily offendеd
I don’t care for money, 'cept to spend it
And Alice took me to a place
Then disappeared without a trace

Oh, she'll be back to eat you alive
Sequin dress, Chanel number five
Take her to town, you’ll paint it red
But bring her home, as good as dead
'Cause nothing makes a man go mad
Like a night with her in Wonderland

But you ain't dead, just dehydrated
And we got just the thing to fix you, baby
One comes on slow, one comes on fast
Prairie oyster waiting, when you get back
So cheer up, baby, piss on the past
You ain't the first and you ain't the last

I bet the cat could have told it better
But that’s about all I really remember
I asked my sister, "Should I be frightened?"
Said, "Shit's fucked up, but I kinda like it"
"Though begs the question, is this the end
Or you got plans to see Alice again?"