Big Boots Letra

Well the clock's stopped ticking On the fashion bomb We're living an illusion Something funny's going on on on What's going on? It's a revolution for your feet Listen Sisters, don't get blisters Beat that beat Put your Big Boots on Hey hey that's the way Wash those tears and your fears away Kick off your high heeled shoes Put your big boots on Cleopatra liked a laugh She wore her booties in the bath Egypt's queen of rock The Ugly Sisters got it right They wore their great big Ugly bugly boots And they danced all night Cinderella cried 'Oh shit! I hope this tiny slipper Does not fit' Hey hey.. Little Miss Muffet Could have jumped that spider Little old lady Could have run away harder Margot Fontaine really suits Bouncing around in a pair of boots Some of Henry's many wives Might have tried to save their lives Kicked that axe man in the noots If only they had worn their boots Way down south where no one goes There's a place where a woman Can wiggle her toes From the jitter big boogie To the highland fling Sling your sling backs Do your thing Shame upon that wicked Zeus Sweet revenge is no excuse We all know Pandoras box Was full of boots and lots of socks Hey hey that's the way Wash those socks Throw your tights away, you got to Kick off your high heeled shoes Big boots make a bang Just like k.d.Lang Put your Big Boots on!