Letra de Chairman Gou
Intro
Terry found a body on the ledge
No one would have guessed and nobody did
Never had a chance to talk him off
Pay the right man to build a suicide net

Verse 1
Lu Xin stood to sing a song
Coins to feed the karaoke machine
Open your mouth to feel loud
We’ll make a little money and find a way out

Chorus
Lu Xin won the company-singing contest
I tried to grab him
Lu Xin won the company-singing contest

Verse 2
Chairman Gou would make the toast
We found a fix to the bloody young mess
Hire a hundred telephones
To talk the kids out of meaninglessness

Chorus
Lu Xin won the company-singing contest
I tried to grab him
Lu Xin won the company-singing contest

Outro
Wǒ de shǒujī (I am cell phone)
Wǒ de shǒujī (I am cell phone)
Wǒ de shǒujī (I am cell phone)