Letra de Mail Lady
Open the box, I put the letter in
Why must our love be so forbidden?
In which this song I sing
Of this girl and the letters to me she brings me

Envelopes in my hand, said I didn't know how,
So she licked my stamps
Petrified as I watch her tongue,
I am so clever but I feel so dumb, you see:

chorus:
I'm in love and I don't mean maybe
I'm in love with the mail lady
One day my love will win,
And I'll open the door and I'll let her in
I'll let her in

I fill my boxes up with boxes full of rocks and other heavy stuff
Back to her truck she moves so slow
That my drool fills the sill of my window

Postcard in girl writing said:
"I saw you in your boxers while you were dancing."
I awoke and began to scream
Alone again, it was just a dream

(chorus)

One day she did not come
No mail lady, only mail man
"Why are you here and she is not?"
"She was hit by a mail truck and died on the spot."

(chorus)