Letra de Theaterland
it's the final night

and they still can't get it right

the movement on the stage was too slow

they're calling it the stop and go show



is there much appeal

when you can't believe it's real

the music was a little shaky

the scenery, a little flaky

the audience surprised themselves with

the strength of the abuse they handed



and the radio play

leaves you angry for the day

written like a first confession

you ponder on this strange profession



as the sands will shift

theaterland is on the drift

paddle round the bend to nowhere

ratty and his friends will be there

given up for good and hounded

given up for good and bounded