Kojak Columbo Letra

Have a happy birthday

How's your father
How's your mom
And don't it make you itch a little
To know they've got the bomb.

Boy don't it feel weird out here lately
But i guess that's ok too
Cause television's here to save us
And tell us what to do

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Sell us an old one
Sell us some gumbo
Tell us a new one

At least once a night
Show me an old one
Just don't turn out your love light
Your love light baby