Ghost Boobs Letra

Gazoyngas aplenty Back pains she had many For such knockers hooters funbags boys were not even ready She could hold your beer Without hands she could steer Smack a grown man in the face so hard he'd shed a few tears cuz they were GHOST BOOBS OOH YOU HARDLY KNEW ME GHOST BOOBS OOH WE HARDLY KNEW YE (repeat) It was a fad diet, she had to try it Chrissy Snow looked pretty hot so Thighmaster just buy it A paid membership at the bulldyke gym cuz her boyfriend likes Sue Powter so why not impress him? What she didn't foresee was that her twiddles would flee Her thighs and gut both stayed the same but she could now see her knees Her boyfriend he did weep, he thought her twiddles would keep but they didn't know that they would come back in her sleep cuz they were (Repeat chorus) I thought I was fat so I went on a diet If I knew that they'd split I would never have tried it