Debbie GETTHEFUCKOUTOFMYHOUSE Letra

I have to whisper it because you're asleep in the next room
Yeah sleep tight fat bitch

If I had the balls I'd say this to you face:
Debbie
Get the fuck out of my house

For all of you who don't know what I'm talking about
Debbie's a recovering alcoholic friend of mine who stayed here for over 6 months
She kicked me out of my bed
And now I have to sleep on the floor with the rats

If I had the balls I'd say this to you face:
Debbie
Get the fuck out of my house

You fat welfare bitch
Take your food stamps and shove them up your ass
I just saw you eat like 20 times today

Debbie
Get the fuck out of my house
And take your fucking cat

Yeah I just found out you have Hepatitis C
You better not give me Hepatitis C

Shut your fucking mouth
Get the fuck out of my house

Debbie
Debbie's trying to break into real estate
No one's ever going to buy a house from you
Because you're a fucking white trash psycho

Yeah, I know it was you who drank all the vodka
She likes getting buzzed while watching Unsolved Mysteries on the Lifetime Network for Women

Debbie
Debbie

Quit hogging the bath robe
Don't talk to me while I'm using the bathroom
I hate you
I hate you

Go back to Canada
To your loser husband
You guys can get drunk and argue
Like the good old days

And give me back my bed