Xmas Song Letra

The machines are kind of tricky
Probably someone will be killed
But we'd gladly work for nothing
[Fry]
Which is good because we don't intend to pay
[all]
The elves are back to work today
Hooray!

[elves]
We have just a couple hours
To make several billion gifts
And the labour isn't easy
[Leela]
Then you'll all work triple shifts
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed
[all]
It's back to work on xmas eve
[elves]
Hooray!

[Leela]
And though you're cold and sore and ugly
Your pride will mask the pain
[Fry]
Let my happy smile warm your hearts
[elf]
There's a toy lodged in my brain

[elves]
We are getting awfully tired
And we can't work any faster
And we're very very sorry
[Bender]
Why you selfish little bastards
Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?
[elves]
(Ow, Ow)
[Bender]
Then shut your yaps and back to work

[elves]
Now it's very nearly xmas
And we've done the best we could
[Fry]
These toy soldiers are poorly painted
[Leela]
And they're made from inferior wood
[Bender]
I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly
[Santa]
If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye
[elves]
Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye
[Leela]
You did the best you could I guess and some of these gorillas are ok
[elves]
Hooray!
[all]
The elves are resting xmas day