Chocolate Frog Letra

Just before I got another Howler from Dad.
I got whacked by the whomping willow
I got bit by a three-headed dog
I got slammed by a Slytherin bludgeon
But life's OK, I got a chocolate frog
Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog

Snape gave me a dark arts detention
I couldn't make the quidditch team
Malfoy called me a name I shouldn't mention
Divination classes make me want to scream
They all said I was doomed and defeated
Hagrid make me walk thru a spidery bog
I found out my uncle is a werewolf
But life's OK, I got a chocolate frog
Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog

It's a hard life for a wanna be wizard
Days of dull potions
And rewards are few.
I'm gonna buy a butterbeer at
Hogsmeade tavern and
Share my chocolate frog with you.

I don't have a nimbus 2000
I couldn't find the Sorcerer's Stone
I got snubbed by the Order of the Phoenix
You-know-who will never leave me alone
You can keep your nose-bleed nougats
You can have those licorice wands
I wouldn't trade a ton-ton toffees
Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog
Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog

I got the evil-eye from Mad-eye Moody
I got a burn from a blast-ended skrewt
I don't think I'm gonna pass Potions
My familiar doesn't give a hoot
After I make my Gringott's deposit
I'm headed home in a flue powered ---
I'm going back to my stairwell closet
But I'm taking one treat,
I got a chocolate frog
Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog
I said, life's OK, I got a chocolate frog