Wisconsin Letra

i knew we wouldn't haveta travel far before you'd say, "i don't know where we are." but going anywhere with you was such a special thing and it never was long before we'd laugh and sing. and when i saw you lying there all hooked up and not going anywhere i had no idea they'd unplug you like that ya coulda lived for years on all that fat it never shoulda happened i just wanna go back to old wisconsin in this poor excuse for a town where we come from there's nowhere to hide so don't even try to run. so much criticism is just plain jealousy at the garbage bin he used to watch the ballgame with me. and when we went to baltimore kicked in the head when we fell on the floor i had no idea it would go down like that i wanna crush their softball heads with my baseball bat. it never shoulda happened i just wanna go back to old wisconsin.