Mr Robinson's Quango Letra

Oh Mr Robinson and his quango Dirty dealer, expensive car Runs the buses and the Evening Star He got a hairpiece, ooh, he got herpes His private life is very discreet A nicer man no you're never gonna meet He's a self-professed saviour of the dim right wing He got respiratory problems and a masons ring Oh Mr Robinson and his quango Drinks with generals and county wives The family business is doing all right They're doing tangos down in the quangos He makes them tick, oh he makes them tock And if you don't fit he'll put you in the dock He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum He ran into the toilets in the town hall He got his Biro out and he wrote on the wall I'm wearing black French knickers under my suit I've got stockings and suspenders on, I'm feeling rather loose Oh I'm a naughty boy Oh I'm a naughty naughty boy He's a self-professed saviour of the dim right wing He got respiratory problems and a masons ring Oh I'm a naughty boy Oh I'm a naughty naughty boy