Gothsicles (The)

Amphibious Trigonometry
Monster school student bodies always seem to be diverseWith like a mummy and a zombie and a demon student nurseAnd a mortician bus driver 'cause the bus is a hearseBut one type of monster always has it the worst'Cause the werewolf guy's gig is to howl at the moonAnd the vampire kid can make the ladies swoonBut you'll always wait for 3 in the afternoonIf you're the fish kid from the black lagoon'Cause you needWater to breatheCan't take French 3AmphibiouslyWere you a zombie fish boy,Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matterAs the undead do not require a breathing apparatusBut I've never seen a revenant complete a swan diveFish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly aliveCan't be a football star like FrankensteinThe impact would surely crack your fragile spinesCan't be in the school play with the opera phantom nerds'Cause your aquatic vocal chords can't enunciate wordsLetras de cancionesCan't get a steady girl or friend with benefits'Cause no lady likes a guy who's been a fishBut as marine based life, you can still take prideIn fearing no swirly or bubbler ride'Cause you needWater to breatheCan't take trigonometryAmphibiouslyWere you a zombie fish boy,Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matterAs the undead do not require a breathing apparatusBut I've never seen a revenant complete a swan diveFish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly aliveAnd I'm glad they're not zombiesFor I confessThat I'm way done with zombiesBut I digressThe point is that school will make you depressedIf you've got gills on your face and scales on your chest From Letras Mania