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She had a hard-onShe had a muscle out of placeIt looked peculiarOccupying unlikely spaceShe saw a doctor and he cut her wideWhen he saw inside he nearly diedShe had a sisterShe had a sibling in her groinA small relationWith whom she didn't know she'd joinedThis was a problem 'cause she'd always beenThe Queen of hearts -- a spoiled only childShe called her ShirleyShe dressed her in the finest clothesBut she was racked with pain'Cause Shirley had a cuter noseShe saw a doctor and he cut the lumpAnd smooth the humpTo make her look much better from the sideBut things are never quite that simpleThey change and stay the same and fade awayHer husband left herLetras de cancionesHe didn't like her nose at allAnd she blamed ShirleySmashed her tiny head against the wallThe judge and jury watched her as she criedThrew her inside and tossed away the key15 years laterThey let her out for being goodShe made a fortuneCarving little figures out of woodThey were all Shirley but they were still and coldShe made and sold them till the day she died From Letras Mania