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In the woods of Northern Michigan he made his home Didn't ask much from the world, just wanted to be alone Got his first real blade at 13, that's when it all began Soon the creatures of the forest called him Whittlin' Man He whittle all day and he whittle all night He whittle whittle whittle everything in sight He whittle on a stick and he whittle on a shoe And if you come too close he gonna whittle you too Keep a safe distance if you can 'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man Had a stump to sit on, had some wood, had his trusty knife He whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife He whittled out 4 kids, a swimming pool, and a big Lear jet And so he wouldn't miss Saved By The Bell well he whittled a TV set He whittle if it's light and he whittle if it's dark And if Noah were around well he'd whittle him an ark He whittle something new and he whittle something old He whittle something hot and he whittle something rather chilly Keep a safe distance if you can 'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man Letras de cancionesSome say Whittlin' Man's a genius - still others say he's just dumb He's whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb But that won't stop him - no it won't - he'll whittle through thick and thin And once he's whittled everything he'll just whittle it all again He whittle if it's white and he whittle if it's black He whittle on a duck until the duck can't quack He whittle if it's dry and he whittle if it's juicy He whittle on Desi and he whittle on Lucy He whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O He whittle on Larry and Curly and Moe He whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore He whittle whittle whittle 'til he can't no more He whitle on Shamu and he whittle on Jaws He whittle Easter Bunny and he whittle Santa Claus He whittle whittle whittle just as fast as he can He whittle 'til he's dead, he's Whittlin' Man From Letras Mania