Stephen Lynch

Craig
Everyone knows Jesus The guy who healed the lame. I am Jesus' brother Craig, is my name. Jesus is the prince of peace. Jesus is the lamb. Jesus is the son of god. But Craig don't give a damn. Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night I don't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors light. I'm not my brother, I know. Don't walk on H2O But i got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow. I'm fucking Craig I'm fucking Craig I'm fucking Craig Craig Christ... I hang out with lepers Barabus and Solamae Jesus' friends are called "opossums" Those dudes are totally gay Letras de canciones Jesus performs miracles From Galilee to Rome But it would be a miracle If he brought a fucking lady home. Because while jesus is praying Fucking Craig is laying Every lady in the testament, you know what im saying I wont die for your sin Like my famous kin But if you got a little sister then theres room at this inn. I'm fucking Craig I'm fucking Craig Fucking Craig Craig Christ... Jesus was our mothers fave All her love to him she gave But there's no sibling rivalry When he's nailed to that tree! And so the question for you Is not "what would jesus do?" But where will you be when the craig machine comes partying through And if the lord will allow Youve got to ask yourself how And who and why and when and where is my masiah now? Its fucking craig! Its fucking craig! FUCKING CRAIIIIIOH FUCKING CRAIG Craig Christ Craig Christ I'm Fucking Craig.... From Letras Mania