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Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high I go by many names, but there is one you can't deny-- My name is Satan! Hi everybody! Let me tell you a little bit about myself! My friends all call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn I've got little devil horns and a little goatee Little devil eyes to help a little devil see and little cloven hooves that make it kind of hard to ski I'm Satan! My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfadel Try to wash off that baby seal smell And then I'll make a toast to me--hey, here's to my health! My name is Satan! To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son Letras de cancionesAnd now he makes his living as a singing comedian I'm in every Zeppelin album; I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance And if I wanna eat your soul I'll just throw it on the griddle I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan! "Devil went down to Georgia; he was looking for a soul to steal..." Which is fucking bullshit because I would not be caught dead in Georgia... 666 From Letras Mania