Shel Silverstein

Yellow-Haired Woman
Hey, a yellow-haired woman she'll take all your gold, Her eyes may be warm but her heart will be cold, And she will get fat just as soon as she's old -- Stay 'way from a yellow-haired woman! And a raven-haired woman will burn with desire, She'll hold you and squeeze you and kiss you like fire, But once you are married then she'll be too tired -- Stay 'way from a raven-haired woman! And a redheaded woman, whe'll scream and she'll roar, She won't make the bed and she won't sweep the floor. And once she's asleep, she will probably snore -- Stay 'way from a readheaded woman! But a bald-headed woman, whe'll love you each day. You can beat her and kick her, but she'll always stay. 'Cause she knows no one's coming to steal her away -- Hooray for a bald-headed woman! From Letras Mania