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Assisted Suicide
Making cookies is like making gold Because they're so rewarding! I'll show you how to feel rewarded First preheat the oven to 350 degrees Then you check that you have all the proper ingredients Before the beginning, you'll be proud of yourself Like how mom is proud of her child for winning the race! Ready to be proud of yourself Ok, let's start, GO! Get out a mixing bowl! One teaspoon of baking soda Not like pop – don't get mixed! One teaspoon of salt Half of butter, half cup of Crisco And ¾ cup of sugar Splenda if you want to be healthy, fag. Brown sugar comes in ¾ cups One and a half teaspoons of vanilla Two eggs and package of chocolate chips! I recommend sweet oh man Hans Leper she invented the first projectile telescope The earliest human-powered submarine invented William Audret invented the slide ruler in 1624 What defines terminally ill Do patients have relationships? A big old part of assisted suicide! From Letras Mania