Tenacious D

Drive-thru
Starring: JB-(Jack Black) KG W-(Worker) -------------------------------------------------------------------- JB- Kage KG- yea? JB- Lets go to the Drive Thru KG- oh good i'm starvin KG,JB-*vvvvvvlllll-zrrrrr (car noises)* W- may i help you, this is Erl JB- yea uhm.. W- hello? JB- uhm.. W- can i have your order? JB- yea.... hold on a second i'm looking at the menu.. W- Ok JB- uuuhh-- W- (interrupts)---would you like special curley fries?? JB- please, don-don't offer me anything..... I'll tell YOU what I want... W- Ok JB- uhm.. ok.. ya know how you got the 6 peice nuggets? W- 6 piece chicken nuggets? JB- just uh.. can you give me just 4 nuggets? i-i'm trying ta- W- (Interrupts) they come in 6 or 12 peice... JB- SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER! take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of them away.. i'm just wanting the 4 nugget, thing.. i'm trying to watch my, calorie intake... Letras de cancionesW- (interrupts) they come in 6 or 12 peice nuggets.... JB- PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS, AND GIVE ME 4 chicken McNuggets!!! W- ok... 4 peice chicken nuggets... would you like-- JB- (interrupts) then uhm... cani have a Jr Western Bacon Chee... A JUNIOR, wester bacon Chee.. i'm tryin to watch my figure... W- western bacon cheese burger.. JB- A JUNIOR western bacon Chee... W- would you like that with onions? JB- no onions.... W- ok JB- uhm-- W- Jr bacon cheese, 4 peice chicken nugget.. JB- and i'm gonna go with, uh... a fullet of fish sandwich.. since that has less calories.. cause it's fish.. W- Fullet of fish... JB- Ya know.. If you could take a coca-cola.. and just go half coca-cola and half Diet Coke.. cause i'm tryin to watch my figure... Gotta lose some of the weight.. W- you want it half, coca-cola, half die-- JB- And a SMALL.. a SMALL chocolate shake.. cause i'm trying to watch my figure... notta large, a small.. W- they come in medium small, or medium large.... Small Chocolate Shake JB- Also a small seasoned Curleys... a small seasoned Curleys... W- ok a small seasoned curleys.. wha--- JB- Ok uhm... ffffffffffffffff-uck my ass what else? give me uh.. aright Cherries Jubalee, and thats it.. W- cherries Jubalee... JB- wha- kage.. whadda you want? KG- uh... jeez.. lemmee have a uhm.. i think iwant the regular uh.. western bacon cheese burger, large shake... uh, seasoned curle---- JB- (interrupts) OH GOD!!! GDAA-G- COME ONE WITH THE ORDER! TAKE FOREVER!! KG- gta.. ok thats it thats all i want.. thats all i want... JB- GoOd..... Ho wmuch is that Sur? W- that'll be uuhh.. 14.75, at the window please.. please drive up.. JB- do you have any money?? KG- oh sheez... uhm... boo... oh god.... yea i got...yes.. i got like.. JB- Give it ta me... KG- uh here... JB- mmmkay... we only have ah... alright.. (yells) We're gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order... W- ok.. uh.. ca- KG- thank you.. lets go.. **Car noises-(vrrrrrrzzzllllllllllll)** From Letras Mania