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Well, let me tell you a tale that's oh so crude A naughty little ditty that'll leave you amused It's a song that's explicit, so brace yourself tight We're diving into the dirty, hold on for the ride Now, there once was a fellow named Macho Mark He had a art for fucking girls with some lard His escapades were wild, his stories untold A legend in the bedroom, we've all been told It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey We'll push the boundaries, break еvery law, its a fun story But remembеr, my friend, it's all in good fun I’m joking I want this fucking man gone It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun I’m joking I want this fucking man gone I’m joking I want this fucking man gone I’m joking I want this fucking man gone One day, poor Mark got a little too bold He tried a position no man should ever behold He got tangled up like a pretzel, all twisted and maimed Now he walks with a limp, but he's still not ashamed Letras de cancionesNow, Mark met a new lady who could match his desires She took him on a trip to uncharted empires They tried every kink, every fetish they found Every fetish they found was a new thing It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun I’m joking I want this fucking man gone It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun I’m joking I want this fucking man gone Oh, Mark had a talent, that's for sure For making the ladies scream and beg for more But he couldn't remember their names, oh dear So he called them all "Sweetheart" or "My dear" What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh yeah, what the fuck? Oh Mark, kill yourself Give us our songs back Oh Mark, give our songs back Fuck you Mark, you are a fat cunt From Letras Mania