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Room Service
Honey, honeyHoney, honeyTUSH TUSHHoney, honeyToo young!Honey, honeyWait a minute! Wow! Wow!(Say it again)Honey, honeyHoney, honeyHoney, honeyHoney, honeyWatch it!Gettin' downGettin' downGettin' downWhat you're gonna doWhen your time is up?What you're gonna doWhen your time is up?Are you gonna take?Are you gonna be?I might just tell you pleaseAre you gonna say?Letras de cancionesOne thingI wanna knowOne thing, babyI wanna knowI wanna knowI wanna knowI wanna knowI wanna knowI wanna knowI wanna knowI wanna knowI wanna holdI wanna holdI wanna holdI wanna holdI wanna goThat's why I'm singin' WOW! You...Right over there, there's aDoo-doo roomRight upstairs there's aDoo-doo roomRight out back here there's aDoo-doo roomIn Perellis' pocket there's aDoo-doo roomOut at home there's aDoo-doo room...FZ: Hallo! Hello! Hello! Is this room service? Hello?Napoleon: Hallo?FZ: Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?Napoleon: Oh, Ja-ha-ha! Jawohl! Now would you like thelittle...? Mpf, Ja! This is room serviceFZ: Look here, buddy...Napoleon: Yeas, what would you like?FZ: Oh, I'm so hungry! You know, when you're a tourist andeverything, and you travel around, you know, going to allthe neat little shops and everything...Napoleon: Ten marks, cost you ten marks.FZ: I'm so hungry!Napoleon: This call is going to cost you ten marks.FZ: Ha ha...Napoleon: You got to understand that in the fo... in thefront...FZ: Look here...Napoleon: Everything cost ten marks.FZ: Ivan, listen...Napoleon: Ivan, that's me! Jawohl!FZ: You're going to sleep, you're going to sleep...Napoleon: Ommmm...FZ: I am so hungry, can you bring me something to eat, rightaway?Napoleon: Bouilla... Bouillabaisse?FZ: No Bouillabaisse!Napoleon: Bouillabaisse?FZ: No boogie-a-bay!Napoleon: How's about boogie-the-bay?FZ: No boogie-woogie-the-bay!Napoleon: How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?FZ: Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious! Send me somefish with the eyes falling outNapoleon: How about a little sand over it? That'll makeit...FZ: Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish.Napoleon: Alright, that be ten marks.FZ: You have a sand-fish here?Napoleon: Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks. The fishie isforty.FZ: Hey! Hey, listen!Napoleon: Jawohl!FZ: The people in your country certainly are charming. Youknow where I can get some pussy?Napoleon: Ah... ehem... wargh... this is very...FZ: Never mind, look...Napoleon: This is very respectable hotel, you understand.FZ: Just send me up...Napoleon: You try to bring pussy in here, we spray you withmace, right in the face! You no bring no pussy in the hotel!Who do you think we are anyway?FZ: Well, I guess you told me...Napoleon: Are you a Christian?FZ: Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! Isn't everyone?Napoleon: Oh... okay, you can bring... Well you can bringsome pussy in here if you're a Christian, that'sdifferent...FZ: Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy,right?Napoleon: That's right, that's cool, if you're Christian.FZ: Okay.Napoleon: You also get Bouillabaisse with it.FZ: Yeah, hey, great! Look...Napoleon: And the fish with the eye fallin' out.FZ: I want you to send me some pussy...Napoleon: One pussy.FZ: Some fish with the eyes falling out...Napoleon: One fishie with the eye falling out.FZ: Some Bouillabaisse...Napoleon: Some Bouillabaisse.FZ: And a Bible.Napoleon: And a what?FZ: And a Gideon Bible.Napoleon: And it's a Gideon Bible, okay, we also'll bringyou the Finnishian Bible.FZ: The Phoenician Bible?Napoleon: No, the Finnian Bible, that go with the GideonBible.FZ: The Finnian Bible?Napoleon: The Finnian and the Gideon go together here.FZ: This is a terrible connection, I can hardly hear you,but look, buddy... can you please get that stuff up to myroom in a hurry? I'm so hungry, you know?Napoleon: We shall send it up by the Southern PacificRailroad.FZ: Fast, ah?Napoleon: That is very fast, so fast you can never know why,he wears the Southern Pacific on his hat, you know what theycall him?K, K, K, KanzusHe goes downtown [...]K, K, K, KanzusGot a big handlebar moustacheK, K, K, KanzusAlways hear toot-toot [...]K, K, K, KanzusNapoleon: You will also like to have a little wussy.FZ: Hello, hello, hello, room service?Napoleon: Hallo?FZ: Hey buddy!Napoleon: You did not get your order?FZ: No, listen, it's a...Napoleon: You did, you were not pleased with the pussy? Didyou...FZ: You don't like Americans very much here, do you?Napoleon: Oh, you American! That'll be twenty marks!FZ: Yeah, twenty... right. Well, I don't care how much itcosts, you know, just get it up to my room in a hurrybecause I'm so hungry.Napoleon: Well, you have to understand if they didn't bringit up there too fast it's probably because of the... thelong summer that we had here, you see...FZ: You had a long summer and that's why it didn't...?Napoleon: We had a very long summer, about that fast...FZ: Uh-huh!Napoleon: That's how long it was, like... uh... that...FZ: Now listen!Napoleon: Wait a minute!FZ: You get that food to my room right away...Napoleon: Room number?FZ: ...or I'm gonna call the American embassy!Napoleon: What?FZ: You mean what am I going to call them?Napoleon: Why?FZ: I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers, that'swhat I'm gonna call them!Napoleon: What? Why? A barrel of who? Well I know who'sgonna bring it up to you right awayMarty, Marty, Marty PerellisYou know it, GeorgeMarty, Marty, Marty Perellis[...] everybodyMarty, Marty, Marty Perellis[...]Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
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