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Eduardo O'Lantern
Once in Spain or in Russia--Someplace European like so.Was a scientist. This one was madlike it usually goes.He obtained a small pumpkinthe only one there was in town.Yes, he made it a monsteralthough his intentions were sound.Eduardo O'Lantern!Was half man, half pumpkin!Yes, thanks to the lightning,so buff and so frightening! I'm scared!Eduardo O'LanternYour name was confusing!Were you Mexican? Irish?Perhaps it is not here nor there.'Twas a drought that they suffered fromturning the vegetables brown.And the scientist brought them Eduardoto save the whole town.See, despite his great sizeand his rippling muscles abound.Letras de cancionesHe could nurture the plantsBy slamming his fists to the ground.Eduardo O'Lantern!They didn't understand you!All they saw is a beastBut you wouldn't have feasted on bone!Eduardo O'Lantern!Could've been their savior.They could've survived if they had simply left you alone.Eduardo faced the farmlands and he slammed his massive handsHe tried to use his powers to revitalize the land.The town folks saw Eduardo and they went into a panicA pumpkin-headed muscle man they thought it was satanic!He couldn't speak a word and so he couldn't quite explainHe was a peaceful creature with a turnip for a brain.They prodded him with pitchforks and then screamed "abomination!"He still refused the urge of just abandoning his station.The townsfolk, ever foolish, they continued to protest.They threatened Ed O'Lantern with their torches to his chest.He couldn't take the heat, you see, and burned into a crisp.And with no crops to feed them, yes the town ceased to exist.Eduardo O'Lantern!Lad, we hardly knew ye!Your screams borne of agonyWere only met by deaf ears!Eduardo O'Lantern!Could've been their hero.His mass vegetationCould have saved their lives and careers.Eduardo O'Lantern!Was half man, half pumpkin!Yes, thanks to the lightning,so buff and so frightening! I'm scared!Eduardo O'LanternYour name was confusing!Were you Mexican? Irish?Perhaps it is not here nor there. From Letras Mania