Jon Lajoie

Fuck Everything
YoOther rappers claim to not give a fuckWell step aside bitchesCause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possibleWhat?(I don't give a fuck)About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what?(I don't give a fuck)I literally don't give a fuck about anythingI don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anythingPeople care about shit, I say, "Fuck everything"Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck treesFuck the sun, I don't heat or Vitamin DAnd fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my breadAnd fuck coasters, I use a little plate insteadAnd fuck roosters, with your useless cock-a-doodle-do,we invented alarm clocks, we no longer need youDon't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to standAnd fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fanAnd fuck the movie "The Fan" starring Wesley SnipesLetras de canciones"Demolition Man's" the only Snipes movie I likeAnd fuck liking shit, I don't even like the stuff that I likeDon't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't likeLike tissues, fuck them, I'll blow my nose on the couchAnd fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouthDon't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyesFuck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blindAnd fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke,and hours are way too long, it should be half an hour at mostAnd fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets landAnd fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fuckin fab?And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the timeMy dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, what?(I don't give a fuck)About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what?(I don't give a fuck)I literally don't give a fuck about anythingWalked into a coffee shop and ordered a cupThe girl said, "Small, medium or large?" I said "Bitch, I don't give a fuck!"She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size,"I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"Don't give a fuck about beverage size options, motherfuckaAnd I don't give a fuck about liquids eitherThey're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the placeLike human semen when I get it all over my faceI'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sexAnd fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth insteadFuck biological functions, fuck the human bodyI'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyoteI'd call myself "Batyote" and I'd fight crime at nightI know it's similar to Batman, but motherfuck copyrightI plagarize all the time, I do it every day'Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this wayAnd fuck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitchSearching for purpose in a random universe sucks dickIs it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays?If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bagFilling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking dragYou know what? Fuck the word "fuck," I don't need to use itI'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus(I don't give a chainsaw)About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what?(I don't give a chainsaw)I literally don't give a chainsaw about anythingIf there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most,I wouldn't win, 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yoI don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I do give a fuck... Wait, what?(I give a fuck)About everything, I love everyone and care about everything, what?(I give a fuck)I literally care about every motherfucking thing From Letras Mania