Jill Sobule

Slutty Halloween
Halloween was my favorite holiday, but in these last few yearsSomething so terrible has filled me with fearIt's not the razor in the apple; no, I heard that never happenedNo, it's something much worseIt's women whose Halloween costume is just that they're sluttyWell, that's not a costume at allWhat happened to witches and monsters?They left the Halloween BallJust putting kitten ears on your head is not creativeAnd a skimpy black dress is not very scary?unless you're Ann CoulterStiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a manI'm not a prude, but I'm not a fanOf women whose Halloween costume is just that they're sluttyWell, that's not a costume at allWhat happened to witches and monsters?They left the Halloween BallOkay, so maybe if you play a dead prostitute from, say, Jack the Ripper daysOr, or maybe a zombie whore from outer spaceBut that naughty devil outfit in lingerie?Well, that's... just not good From Letras Mania