- The Trash letra
- War Of Colossus letra
- Sergio's Here letra
- The Skeleton Dance letra
- Hasselhoff Cheeseburger letra
- Dead Rose letra
- The Fighter, The Rube, The Asshole letra
- If Dave Did It letra
- Sailor's Grave letra
- Glue Factory letra
- You Dumb Dildos letra
- Black Teeth letra
Gather Up The Chaps (2016)
- The Angry Cry Of The Angry Pie letra
- Blackout letra
- The La-Z-Boy 500 letra
- Little Triggers letra
- The Celebutard Chronicles letra
- The Routes We Wander letra
- The Longshoreman's Lament letra
- Unicorn Odyssey letra
- R.L. Burnouts Inc. letra
- Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade letra
- When I Give The Signal, Run! letra
Unicornography (2006)
- Huffing The Proverbial Line Off The Proverbial Dong -or- Blood & The Frog letra
- I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself To Sleep -or- The Routes We Wander letra
- Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With These Songs? letra
- Feed The Monkey, Drown The Worm -or- Goin' Home letra
- Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratching Off The Fleas letra