Has Anybody Seen My Monster? Letra

Has anybody seen my monster Stalking around with an axe to grind If you see him you better walk on by, because that monster, he's no friend of mine Maybe he won't be back Maybe he won't be back for quite a long time Has anybody seen my monster Lying still waiting to strike If he's sleeping don't you wake him up Just let him dream his life away Maybe he will not wake Maybe he will not wake For quite a long time That fiery devilish hypocrite witch about my weight, about my size That fiery devilish monster living in my eyes and if you see him, run for cover and if you see him, run for your life Don't want to see him, don't want to be him Don't want to be him or his wife Has anybody seen my monster He's stalking on claws of steel Don't stop to ask him why he's so restless just let him search for what he cannot feel Maybe he will not want Maybe he will not want For quite a long time That fiery, devilish, hypocrite-witch About my weight, about my size That fiery, devilish monster living in my eyes Has anybody seen my monster? He's about my weight, about my size. Got curly brown hair and big brown eyes A skinny little thing Well, if you see him coming I said, if you see him coming You better walk on by You better walk on by You better walk on by 'cause my monster can be a real BITCH!