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On a steamer bound for BaltimoreI said, "That's no fun, I've been there before."So I jumped ship near SingaporeWith a cook from MexicoI got a bowl of shark-fin soupI ducked into a bar for a couple a scoopsPlayed some Texas stud with a circus troopAnd they cleaned me out of doughCleaned me out of doughDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyNo harm, no foul, no crimeDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyIt'll get them every timeAt dawn they all went back to bedSo I went to Borneo insteadHad a hair-of-the dog for my shrunken headWith the sultan of BruneiHad a small bit of a seizureOn the way to MicronesiaGot a bad case of amnesiaAnd forgot to say goodbyeForgot to say goodbyeDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyLetras de cancionesNo harm, no foul, no crimeDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyIt'll get them every timeStopped in Tajikistan on the way to IranI took a break in Jamaica to work on my tanI swam from Cayo Fragoso to CarriacouI climbed Machu Pichu in Darkest PeruHad a pint with the pope and played pool with the queenWho swam circles around a synchronized swimming teamI once had a job riding bulls in MontanaI taught Jimi Hendrix the Star-Spangled BannerI've been to Morocco, Malawi, MacauI know how to fly but I won't tell you howBeen to Morocco, Malawi, MacauI know how to fly but I won't tell you how Don't let the truth get in the way of a good storyNo harm, no foul, no crimeDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyIt'll get them every timeI bought an ice cold Coca-ColaFrom a Congolese high rollerGot deported from AngolaTo a castle on the RhineAsk anyone that knew meThe Emir of Bahrain sued meI was in some Blockbuster MovieAnd I didn't make a dime(Oh, Jack)Don't let the truth get in the way of a good storyNo harm, no foul, no crimeDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyIt'll get them every timeDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyNo harm, no foul, no crimeDon't let the truth get in the way of a good storyIt'll get them every time From Letras Mania