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Hey girl You know we've been dating for a long time now Going on five whole weeks Now that's commitment, baby So we've prepared this very special song For the very special ladies in our lives Listen up It was magic on our first date At the food court in the mall (at the Sbarro) You still won't let me meet your parents But hey, that's your call (You're a strong, independent woman) Remember our first kiss Romantically lit In the Wal-Mart parking lot (Always low prices) And then what did we do? We got matching tattoos Of our high school mascot (The charging chipmunks) Now I'm ready to say I lost my shoe in the park Letras de cancionesIt was a flip-flop, have you seen it? I lotioned my skin with hotel shampoo It was an accident You nursed me back to health When I woke up in Mexico (He was missing a kidney) And I drove you to the hospital When you fell off the hoverboard And broke both elbows (All two of 'em) You shaved my hairy back Popped the pimples I can't reach And you went with me to get my dog spayed (Helping control the pet population) I think it's time to lock this down Open my heart And finally say I long-jump on the weekends I'm in a league, you should come watch I lowered my car insurance By fifteen percent when I switched to Geico (Not a sponsor) Those three little words They're so hard to say And even though I can't say 'em I want you think I'm saying 'em anyway I'll make you happy If you just do this Just put it on mute (mute it up) And read my lips Olive juice Elephant poo All the shoes On the news I love booze Alligator food Island view Vacuum Pile of poo Dried-up glue Buy a zoo Crawl and spew Cows like moo Find Blues Clues I lick boots Is that you? All birds flew Eyes like puce Owls can hoot Barbecue From Letras Mania