Rodney Rude
Rude Uses Tackle For Shoehorn
Workin' in a shoe shop, a lady come in, she said 'How much those boots in the window'I said 'There nice boots those sweetheart, aren't they, they're nice, 300 dollars those bastards'I said 'They look good runnin' up the backs o your legs baby'She said 'No I don't have any money''Honey' I said, 'Well don't look like you'll be wearin' the fucken boots does it?'She said 'Oh' she said, 'I like those boots' she saidAnd I was thinkin' to me self well I don't know I thought. I thought the boss has gone to lunch I thoughtI thought the boss has gone to lunch I thought oh steal from that prick I thoughtI said 'Well I don't know baby I might be able to let you have those boots for a cuppla little sexual favours'She said 'Oh' she said, 'I don't like sex'I said 'I'll like it for the both of us, I'll fucken like it!'So I gave her the boots and there I was out in the stockroom givin' her a bit of a porkin' there's bloody shoes goin' everywhere. Everything in a mess!She was right, she didn't like sex and all of a sudden she went nuts. Her legs went up over me head, arse over fucken tit I went!I said 'I thought you didn't like sex'She said 'I don't I'm just tryin' on the boots'
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